[....he is absolutely going to spam Vanitas with all the new ones he discovers. At least there would likely be some times where he might be working or asleep to give Vanitas's phone a break.]
it's illegal not to eat the tarte tatin when someone makes it!
....eh? (・・ ) ?
[But it won't be the same! He'll just forever mourn his inability to stomach it. This is Fine. (It is, in fact, very much Not, and this is why he is decidedly avoiding reminding himself of that inevitability.)]
[Alas and woe! Vanitas can only do so much. Despite his book and knowledge, changing a vampire from the classic mythological kind back to the enhanced humans they know is beyond him...]
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(°▽°)/ like this is me waving to you.
(#`д´)ノ or this one is angry!
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So, something like this?
/ᐠﹷ ‸ ﹷ ᐟ\ノ
[Yes, he's going to lean into the cat thing himself, the hypocrite.]
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aw, look at the ears! or this one! look! =^._.^=
[....he is absolutely going to spam Vanitas with all the new ones he discovers. At least there would likely be some times where he might be working or asleep to give Vanitas's phone a break.]
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Ah, it has whiskers! How cute.
[Maybe he can teach Noé to condense his kaomoji texts into one a day to spare him checking ALL. THE. TIME....]
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(⁀ᗢ⁀)
[Cue him saving all the kaomoji to send to Vanitas. Gradually.]
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That's it, that's you and your silly face right there.
[Gradually he can tolerate. Just not a constant barrage!]
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( ̄ヘ ̄)
(」><)」
[Clearly the most mature duo.....]
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(ㅅ´ ˘ `)~♡ You thinking of tarte tatin, heh.
[Having a kaomoji war... Children, the pair of them.]
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you're making me tarte tatin? yay~!
(☆▽☆)
[And yet. Nobody who knows them would be surprised at all.....]
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I can, yes. If you behave.
(¬_¬")
[If anything they would be meeting expectations, really.]
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i can behave! i want tarte tatin!
[More like when doesn't he want it? Is probably the better question. Still, at least he's easy enough to bribe with sugar and apples.]
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Why does that not surprise me in the slightest, though...
[The day Noé turns down his favorite dessert is the day Vanitas knows something is seriously, seriously wrong, honestly.]
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( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡
[He will be devastated when he eventually can't have it anymore. Don't remind him that being a Spectral sucks...!]
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...why are you like this.
[So cute?? Gosh! But yes, perhaps if Noé ends up unable to stomach tarte tatin eventually, he'll make him literal blood pies instead...]
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....eh?
(・・ ) ?
[But it won't be the same! He'll just forever mourn his inability to stomach it. This is Fine. (It is, in fact, very much Not, and this is why he is decidedly avoiding reminding himself of that inevitability.)]
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Nothing. Don't worry about it.
[Alas and woe! Vanitas can only do so much. Despite his book and knowledge, changing a vampire from the classic mythological kind back to the enhanced humans they know is beyond him...]
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<( ̄ ﹌  ̄)>
hm? okay?
[Just gotta make the most of it and devour all the desserts while he still can! Clearly.]