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SHE IS BRUH brought her out for vanitas....

[feude]

[ he is being so huffy. so puffy. so cute. hhh, she wishes she could see him but she's being good and giving him his RECOVERY TIME. ]

Okay. 😊 I can give you five minutes.

[ THAT'S ALL????? ]

Yes. I know you are a man.

[ and she is a ravenous woman 🦁 ]

I thought you were quite charming like that. I wasn't underestimating you.

his little angel....

[bleude]

[Giving him SPACE TO BREATHE. Because sometimes he needs it, even from her and Noé.]

That's all?!

[Seriously?!!?]

[Lords have mercy upon his body if not his soul.....]

Okay... I guess if that's what you meant...

angel and horny lil devil

[feude]

[ mr. little loner. it won't be long until they're barging in though ]

Ah. Um.

Six minutes?

[ ONE (1) MORE MINUTE. ]

It is. It's like you're a princess I must protect from villains and harm and being locked away in a castle.

[ jeanne no ]

she is both shoulder entities at once haha

[bleude]

[This is why he hides on the rooftop, you know.]

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That works...

[IT DOES NOT. HE'S GONNA DIE]

Wait what?

Since when was I princess?!

I mean, I know I can be pretty and all but

?????

the shy maiden jeanne and the lionness jeanne on his shoulderkjskg

[feude]

[ understandable

not that roofs stopped vampires but you know it's the effort that counts ]

Since I read a book Master Luca had in his childhood library!

[ WHY IS SHE SO HONEST ]

I read it normally at first, but then I imagined myself as the prince and you as the princess I must save from dragons and being in your tower!

The ending was very happy. I will have to mentally add that they went on to have a lot of sex to that story, too.

one ready to run, the other ready to pounce LOL

[bleude]

[This is very true... And he can hardly outrun her, that much is a given.]

Oh... I see. That's... kind of sweet.

[BECAUSE SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.]

JEANNE PLEASE

I don't mind you assigning us roles, but that's so

so

naughty!

[HE'S PURE LIKE A MAIDEN, THE DUMBASS.]

currently the latter LMFAO

[feude]

[ sweet for .2 seconds ]

Huh? Is it? I'm just replicating our future.

[ "manifesting" ]

What's so naughty about a prince and princess having sex?

vicious lioness go nom nom

[bleude]

[Oh well... He'll take what he can get.]

Uh... I guess so?

[He's so confused??]

I

I guess not much... though hopefully they wait until they're back at the castle to do it...

[And not, y'know, next to the dead dragon?]

his icons are killing me

[feude]

[ doing it next to the dead dragon proves you're alpha, vanitas ]

I imagined them doing it out in the meadow in a bed of flowers.

[ very

familiar sounding isn't it ]

I love all his expressions sob

[bleude]

[He would just feel inadequate, unfortunately......]

Oh... that's

actually really sweet.

I'd like that, if I'm being honest.

his cute flustered.... his unhinged angry... his funny dork

[feude]

[ v-vanitas???

(see the sweetness eventually came back) ]

You can be honest!

I'll take you there.

his little fangy fang peeking out so often hehe

[bleude]

[Sugar and spice and everything nice! That's what Vanitas are made of!]

O

Okay

Next time we get together, then. I'd like to see this place of yours.

charm factor +100000000

[feude]

[ and because it's jeanne with no chill and all thirst ]

Are you busy right now?

[ say you're busy vanitas if you don't want her to book the trip right now on expedia ]

it iiiiiiis

[bleude]

[All thirsty, all the time!]

Uh

not right now. Why?

[Vanitas, you fool. Have you learned nothing??]

and stupid factor +infinity.......... LKDJGDL 1/2

[feude]

Okay. 😊

[ what does that mean? he will find out shortly. stay tuned. ]

2/2

[feude]

[ guess what, vanitas

KNOCK FUCKIN KNOCK

actually, no. she's BURSTS THE WINDOW OPEN. doesn't matter what you're doing. she's here. ]

Vanitas!!

DUMMY IS AS DUMMY DOES

[bleude]

[Holy shIT he nearly drops his phone, thanks?!]

WHAAA--?! Jeanne?! What're you doing here?

[He knows how she got here, but damn girl! Curb that thirst a little!]

put jeanne on a LEASH

[feude]

[ she CAN'T when he's being so OBLIGING!!! HUFF HUFF HUFF ]

I've come to take you to the meadow! You said you weren't busy!

[ gosh, did he already forget!? oh, vanitas, you silly billy!! ]

BORROWING NOE'S THX

[bleude]

[Sometimes there's such a thing as being TOO nice. That's him right now.]

Seriously? Right now?

[Silly billy muffin head!! He knows she works fast, but geez...]

1/2

[feude]

Ye -

[ jeanne stops short, finally noticing how perplexed he appears with her sudden presence. ]

Only... i-if you'd like. If you have no other plans.

LEAVE AN IOU

[feude]

[ what she says next should not go with her shy, unsure posture. the fiddling with her petticoat, glancing off to the side -

no, glancing at his bed. ]

We can always practice here, too.

[ unleashed

the beast ]

A LITTLE NOTE SAYING THANKS

[bleude]

[He's just amazed at how quickly she moved, that's all! He... doesn't really have any qualms about doing it with her.

He likes getting frisky with Jeanne! It's just... he shy.]

W..Wherever you want is fine by me. I mean, a field of flowers sounds nice...

[Romantic, even. Something that usually has him breaking out in hives, but... this time he's feeling more at ease. Even if he's nervous plucking at his cloak.]

AND A VANITAS WINKY FACELKJdlsg

[feude]

[ see? this is why she felt like she had to handle everything! vanitas is so modest when it comes to l'amour, someone has to take charge.

but he's also so damn cute standing there picking at his clothes. she wouldn't change it. she'll take care of him.

jeanne, with no preamble, rushes forward. takes his face into her hands. maybe she rushes forward a little too fast because they go careening into the wall with vanitas back against it. thunk. ]

I'll take you to that field of flowers, but first... breakfast...

[ not talking about blood. that other thing. ]

https://v2.dreamwidth.org/18017542/4240500

[bleude]

[Modest and shy and silly and just an all-around goober when it comes love and love-making, it's true.

He can't help the gasp that escapes him as she pounces and shoves them both into the wall, eyes fixed on her face and cheek hot with barely concealed need. Yeah, he's got it bad, too...]

O-Okay... If you're sure...

[Dummy, read the room! At least he's quickly shedding his cloak and vest, hanging them up on the chair that got scooted along with them.]

LMFALKFJDKLG THERE HE iS!!!!!!!

[feude]

[ yeah, she can tell. when her thigh shoves up between his legs especially.

is it as bad as her, though? if it is, he's much better about hiding it. not that jeanne even TRIES anymore. not after spending all that time in the inn room. ]

If you can't tell I'm sure yet - [ they have other problems. ] I'll just have to prove that I am. Again and again and again.

[ is the door even locked? WHO KNOWS. as for her clothes? they're already pooled on the floor long before he's neatly hung his up, so she's in the sheer slipdress. ]