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[STOP JEANNE YOU'RE EMBARRASSING HIM OMG]

P

Practice

feeling you

like that...

[ ~~LMAO~~

OK BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW ]

Ooooh.

[ bluuuuuuuuusssssssssssh. ]

Whenever you want to do your practice.

I am available. I'll be good and I won't move.

[ lord she's desperate ]

[NOT THIS, THAT'S FOR SURE...]

You don't have to go that far, silly.

I want you to enjoy yourself, too, you know. And I'm not entirely helpless. I can handle quite a bit...

[He just might struggle when it comes time for dessert..........]

I will enjoy myself by being next to you.

And

Having sex is the most I've ever enjoyed myself. If I can help you so that we can do it more, I'll enjoy that too.

[ liar meet truth teller. ]

But

Vanitas

You were so flustered and demure at first. Eventually, it made me want to handle everything so you didn't have to.

I

I don't need a LOT of help, you know...! Just... maybe some recovery time in between rounds.

A

And I was not...! [He was.] I'm still a man, dammit! Don't underestimate me!!!

[ he is being so huffy. so puffy. so cute. hhh, she wishes she could see him but she's being good and giving him his RECOVERY TIME. ]

Okay. 😊 I can give you five minutes.

[ THAT'S ALL????? ]

Yes. I know you are a man.

[ and she is a ravenous woman 🦁 ]

I thought you were quite charming like that. I wasn't underestimating you.

[Giving him SPACE TO BREATHE. Because sometimes he needs it, even from her and Noé.]

That's all?!

[Seriously?!!?]

[Lords have mercy upon his body if not his soul.....]

Okay... I guess if that's what you meant...

[ mr. little loner. it won't be long until they're barging in though ]

Ah. Um.

Six minutes?

[ ONE (1) MORE MINUTE. ]

It is. It's like you're a princess I must protect from villains and harm and being locked away in a castle.

[ jeanne no ]

[This is why he hides on the rooftop, you know.]

T

That works...

[IT DOES NOT. HE'S GONNA DIE]

Wait what?

Since when was I princess?!

I mean, I know I can be pretty and all but

?????

[ understandable

not that roofs stopped vampires but you know it's the effort that counts ]

Since I read a book Master Luca had in his childhood library!

[ WHY IS SHE SO HONEST ]

I read it normally at first, but then I imagined myself as the prince and you as the princess I must save from dragons and being in your tower!

The ending was very happy. I will have to mentally add that they went on to have a lot of sex to that story, too.

[This is very true... And he can hardly outrun her, that much is a given.]

Oh... I see. That's... kind of sweet.

[BECAUSE SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.]

JEANNE PLEASE

I don't mind you assigning us roles, but that's so

so

naughty!

[HE'S PURE LIKE A MAIDEN, THE DUMBASS.]

[ sweet for .2 seconds ]

Huh? Is it? I'm just replicating our future.

[ "manifesting" ]

What's so naughty about a prince and princess having sex?

[Oh well... He'll take what he can get.]

Uh... I guess so?

[He's so confused??]

I

I guess not much... though hopefully they wait until they're back at the castle to do it...

[And not, y'know, next to the dead dragon?]

[ doing it next to the dead dragon proves you're alpha, vanitas ]

I imagined them doing it out in the meadow in a bed of flowers.

[ very

familiar sounding isn't it ]

[He would just feel inadequate, unfortunately......]

Oh... that's

actually really sweet.

I'd like that, if I'm being honest.

[ v-vanitas???

(see the sweetness eventually came back) ]

You can be honest!

I'll take you there.

[Sugar and spice and everything nice! That's what Vanitas are made of!]

O

Okay

Next time we get together, then. I'd like to see this place of yours.

[ and because it's jeanne with no chill and all thirst ]

Are you busy right now?

[ say you're busy vanitas if you don't want her to book the trip right now on expedia ]

[All thirsty, all the time!]

Uh

not right now. Why?

[Vanitas, you fool. Have you learned nothing??]

Okay. 😊

[ what does that mean? he will find out shortly. stay tuned. ]

[ guess what, vanitas

KNOCK FUCKIN KNOCK

actually, no. she's BURSTS THE WINDOW OPEN. doesn't matter what you're doing. she's here. ]

Vanitas!!

[Holy shIT he nearly drops his phone, thanks?!]

WHAAA--?! Jeanne?! What're you doing here?

[He knows how she got here, but damn girl! Curb that thirst a little!]

[ she CAN'T when he's being so OBLIGING!!! HUFF HUFF HUFF ]

I've come to take you to the meadow! You said you weren't busy!

[ gosh, did he already forget!? oh, vanitas, you silly billy!! ]

Edited 2026-03-23 20:30 (UTC)

[Sometimes there's such a thing as being TOO nice. That's him right now.]

Seriously? Right now?

[Silly billy muffin head!! He knows she works fast, but geez...]

HE WILL ALWAYS LET HER!!!

I DUNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOLOLOL

jeanne is a menace 1/2

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she's HIS menace tho!

SHE IS BRUH brought her out for vanitas....

his little angel....

angel and horny lil devil

she is both shoulder entities at once haha

the shy maiden jeanne and the lionness jeanne on his shoulderkjskg

one ready to run, the other ready to pounce LOL

currently the latter LMFAO

vicious lioness go nom nom

his icons are killing me

I love all his expressions sob

his cute flustered.... his unhinged angry... his funny dork

his little fangy fang peeking out so often hehe

charm factor +100000000

it iiiiiiis

and stupid factor +infinity.......... LKDJGDL 1/2

2/2

DUMMY IS AS DUMMY DOES

put jeanne on a LEASH

BORROWING NOE'S THX