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[That poor innkeeper indeed... Those sheets likely needed to be washed thoroughly, if not outright BURNED. Messy couple.]

I

I guess that makes sense? Though we still need to find discreet places to indulge in...

[ messy "newlyweds"

(burned is probably best. she definitely bit him at some point. whoops.) ]

Then

breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

And dessert, too.

[ vanitas you can only blame yourself for indulging her this much ]

[Om nom nom delicious husband-- I mean, Vanitas.]

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that much?! I dunno if I can manage that much, honestly...

I mean, I'll try, but

I'm just an average human being!!

[Lies from the special snowflake.]

[ the lying liar strikes again. it's fine. because, ]

You don't have to do anything! You can just lay there and I'll do all the work!!

[ SPARKLES

can you sense her sparkles ]

[HE'S GONNA PERISH]

but

would that be any fun for you...?

[hALP!! NOE, SAVE HIM]

[ OF SNUSNU. ]

What? Yes. Of course, it would be. I'm more worried if you're having fun and enjoying yourself.

[ noé dont look LKDSJGLKSD ]

Oh. You did say it was too much...

Nevermind what I said then.

[SHE'S A SNUSNULUFUGUS]

Jeanne... don't worry, I'll do whatever I can to help you, you know that.

Even if it means

doing it more often.

I just

need to practice, is all...

[ a-ah. he knows what to say. she does know that.

anyway, that is PRÉCISÉMENT what that means. ]

Practice?

Practice laying there?

[STOP JEANNE YOU'RE EMBARRASSING HIM OMG]

P

Practice

feeling you

like that...

[ ~~LMAO~~

OK BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW ]

Ooooh.

[ bluuuuuuuuusssssssssssh. ]

Whenever you want to do your practice.

I am available. I'll be good and I won't move.

[ lord she's desperate ]

[NOT THIS, THAT'S FOR SURE...]

You don't have to go that far, silly.

I want you to enjoy yourself, too, you know. And I'm not entirely helpless. I can handle quite a bit...

[He just might struggle when it comes time for dessert..........]

I will enjoy myself by being next to you.

And

Having sex is the most I've ever enjoyed myself. If I can help you so that we can do it more, I'll enjoy that too.

[ liar meet truth teller. ]

But

Vanitas

You were so flustered and demure at first. Eventually, it made me want to handle everything so you didn't have to.

I

I don't need a LOT of help, you know...! Just... maybe some recovery time in between rounds.

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And I was not...! [He was.] I'm still a man, dammit! Don't underestimate me!!!

[ he is being so huffy. so puffy. so cute. hhh, she wishes she could see him but she's being good and giving him his RECOVERY TIME. ]

Okay. 😊 I can give you five minutes.

[ THAT'S ALL????? ]

Yes. I know you are a man.

[ and she is a ravenous woman 🦁 ]

I thought you were quite charming like that. I wasn't underestimating you.

[Giving him SPACE TO BREATHE. Because sometimes he needs it, even from her and Noé.]

That's all?!

[Seriously?!!?]

[Lords have mercy upon his body if not his soul.....]

Okay... I guess if that's what you meant...

[ mr. little loner. it won't be long until they're barging in though ]

Ah. Um.

Six minutes?

[ ONE (1) MORE MINUTE. ]

It is. It's like you're a princess I must protect from villains and harm and being locked away in a castle.

[ jeanne no ]

[This is why he hides on the rooftop, you know.]

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That works...

[IT DOES NOT. HE'S GONNA DIE]

Wait what?

Since when was I princess?!

I mean, I know I can be pretty and all but

?????

[ understandable

not that roofs stopped vampires but you know it's the effort that counts ]

Since I read a book Master Luca had in his childhood library!

[ WHY IS SHE SO HONEST ]

I read it normally at first, but then I imagined myself as the prince and you as the princess I must save from dragons and being in your tower!

The ending was very happy. I will have to mentally add that they went on to have a lot of sex to that story, too.

[This is very true... And he can hardly outrun her, that much is a given.]

Oh... I see. That's... kind of sweet.

[BECAUSE SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.]

JEANNE PLEASE

I don't mind you assigning us roles, but that's so

so

naughty!

[HE'S PURE LIKE A MAIDEN, THE DUMBASS.]

[ sweet for .2 seconds ]

Huh? Is it? I'm just replicating our future.

[ "manifesting" ]

What's so naughty about a prince and princess having sex?

[Oh well... He'll take what he can get.]

Uh... I guess so?

[He's so confused??]

I

I guess not much... though hopefully they wait until they're back at the castle to do it...

[And not, y'know, next to the dead dragon?]

[ doing it next to the dead dragon proves you're alpha, vanitas ]

I imagined them doing it out in the meadow in a bed of flowers.

[ very

familiar sounding isn't it ]

[He would just feel inadequate, unfortunately......]

Oh... that's

actually really sweet.

I'd like that, if I'm being honest.

[ v-vanitas???

(see the sweetness eventually came back) ]

You can be honest!

I'll take you there.

FREE AS A BIRD

caCAW

CHIRP CHIRP

🐦🦅 <-- vanitas and jeanne LKDGJLKSD

CUUUUTE IT THEM

HEHEHEHE COMIN AFTER HIM

GONNA GET HIS ASS

IF HE LETS HER!!!!!!!!

HE WILL ALWAYS LET HER!!!

I DUNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOLOLOL

jeanne is a menace 1/2

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she's HIS menace tho!

SHE IS BRUH brought her out for vanitas....

his little angel....

angel and horny lil devil

she is both shoulder entities at once haha

the shy maiden jeanne and the lionness jeanne on his shoulderkjskg

one ready to run, the other ready to pounce LOL

currently the latter LMFAO

vicious lioness go nom nom

his icons are killing me

I love all his expressions sob

his cute flustered.... his unhinged angry... his funny dork